Since I live with my two year old niece there are a few things I have learned happens when your not paying attention. I begin with a list of things that happen when you turn your back. (note: some of these things happen when we are in the same room, asleep and she is awake and we do not know it or we think we can leave the room for just a min and it be OK, but all have happened in the last few months.)
They might put finger nail glue on their thumb.
They might poop in the potty, attempt to wipe, put diaper back on then use the potty as a stool for the cabinet and put bronzer on one eye, shirt, legs and floor. Then they just might try to clean it up with a towel.
They might decide to brush their teeth using every toothbrush.
They might change clothes 7 times a day and fall between the dresser and stool trying to reach the shoes we don't like.
They might get eggs out of the fridge, break them and fall.
They might get grapes out and then daddy might slip and fall on the grapes they dropped on the floor.
They might spray Febreze all over the kitchen table.
They might lock the cat in the toy box. They might just torture the cat.
They might go outside and play in the rain.
They might paint their own fingernails, toenails, body, and carpet.
They might smear lotion all over daddy's night stand.
They might put cornstarch and Vaseline all over their clothes.
They might get a straw and go around the room drinking any liquid in a cup.
They might get cookies out and you will find them EVERYWHERE.
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