I just got a spray tan and now I'm dark. I want to be on a beach or in a boat.

Oh NO!!!

I just had an "I can't believe I did that moment."

I was reading a magazine that had a clip about losing weight and it said to go to this website and up load your picture and then put in your goal weight and It will show you what you will look like after your weight loss. Sounds great right.

WRONG!

The website says to upload a picture with form fitting clothes and full length. I want a good idea of how hot and sexy I will be after I lose weight so I put on some pink pants that are pretty snug just like yoga pants and a white tight camisole with a very bright blue bra underneath, after all this was only for me.

WRONG!

After uploading my picture and clicking the next button I'm told to log into my facebook to see the new me. WHAT?? It was a facebook application! I did not log-in because Oh my facebook tells everything and the last thing I need is my picture in a blue bra, white tank and some pink pants oh and don't forget everything was formfitting, posted on all my friends feed showing them my not so sexy weight full picture!

Then I'm reading post that other people have put on the application page asking how to find the picture. Then see where many have said they have spent hours looking for the pictures and can't find them.

SO somewhere on the world-wide-web is a beautiful pretty disgusting picture of me. As long as it does not pop up on my facebook feed I think I will be able to remain living, BUT if people I know or barely know end up seeing this I will die, I mean it I will have to crawl in a hole and just die. HA

Shopping Chair

I want this Chair in my home!

Outsourcing

I wish it was not so cheap to outsource jobs to INDIA, or wherever they are outsourced to.

I was going through mail that I picked up at mom's this week and my credit card came. Just to let you know it was not a new one. The one I had expired so it was just a replacement card.

I needed to call and activate the card. I called and said all my numbers to activate it then it asked if I wanted to set a pin. (of course I said NO I do not need access to anymore have to pay back money.)

Then I was transferred to a person. First, why do I have to punch in my numbers and activate the card and THEN talk so someone. The man tells me how much money I owe which I do not care to be reminded of!

THEN he says kdldkid dkdodk dkdlfjkd dkdfjldj kdjfldkfjd jeimvin'n iekn edicknvh ihtenlivodnemn k oaiovnel idhfoidnfndl $15 oeinvkoeins idjivnens;on dd viidnl dina;nb indnbvuen idnfnedofdi and I will need to read you something else that will only take 30 seconds of your time. (OK listening to him jabber just took more of my time than I wanted.)

I quickly jump in and say "WAIT are you signing me up for something?" his reply "lkdondk fidondk idnlfkd dkjfidmch kndneosk dkndockn $15 invni dkviodk idnlsi knfodicn 9inlcnk kndoindm idnnabd dkndld l kdoa dm dhfaocmc OK" My reply "WHAT? No I do not want to pay for anything do not add anything to my account." Him "OK thank you Miss Smith your card is now activated."

I still have no IDEA what he was trying to sale me, BUT I know I didn't buy it!

Splashers don't have friends

I'm on spring break.

I came to corpus with my mom and little sister Maddie.

We went swimming tonight at the hotel pool. I was swimming laps (trying to, like a pro). I was having to swim horizontally cause there were other people in the pool. I was staying out of the way, plus it was a shorter distance to swim.

All of a sudden....A women in brown short, white t-shirt with out a bathing suit or bra on and a pink bow that would be in a 3 year old child's hair get in the pool and starts swimming vertically, kicking her feet above the water and running into everyone. Once she hit you she said "sorry." Then started splashing water again.

I think that is just RUDE!!


*Title of this post is a quote that is famous with my cousins and me cause I screamed it once when their kids were splashing me and they all love and say it all the time, and I do too!

*Also I will post more vacation stuff later now I'm going to climb into my comfy hotel bed and start snoring.

Headache

I have a headache it is in the middle of the top of my head. It hurts!

Very Funny

All in a day of pranks

WE, US, My family......are very fond of pranks.

The folks I live with love to jump out and scream. We do it so much Addi laughs when it happens to her and has since she was tiny. We do things to make us all laugh and tonight was no disappointment. Here's how it went down.

Shelby took a shower, while she was in there under nice warm water I came in said I needed to pee.....dumped a large glass of cold water over the top of the shower curtain.....causing her to scream very loud and I laughed very hard.

Scotty came home from work....took a shower....Shelby says she needs to pee....I dump water.....He says "oh I'm going to get you."

Scotty gets out of the shower......I start getting very very nervous. He chases me around the house trying to pop me with a towel. It hurts.

I decide I want to put saran wrap over Shelby's door......I can't get it to stick.

I put saran wrap on the toilet.....laugh uncontrollably thinking about Scotty peeing and it splashing back on him.

Scotty and I wake Shelby up with an oil check and throwing a ball in her face. She curls up in fetal position and goes back to sleep.

I go to Whataburger....Come home and watch Real World....Jana starts laughing uncontrollably I run to my room to see what has happened....pull back my covers to see a sponge bob pillow laying there with a banana peeled and stuck like a male body part...I fall over laughing take pillow and banana to throw at scotty banana snaps in two in hallway.

I tell Scotty that's pretty funny but not as funny as what is going to happen to you. He says yah you have a mess to clean in the bathroom we found your prank. I throw fit that I was gone when it happened. I go in bathroom to see mess and there is POOP on the saran wrap....I gag.

Turns out Jana peed thought the tank was overflowing can't figure out what is going on....Figures it out. Scotty makes a concoction of chili and chocolate syrup and places it on saran wrap. I have to clean it.....I gag LOTS, then scrub my hands with soap.

Scotty surrenders and wants to call it a night, I'm out of ideas so I agree.

A to do list

I have not posted in awhile cause I have nothing to post about. I have a million things running through my head. I will let you in on all my thought with a simple maybe not so simple to do list.
(This is the to-do list mostly to be done before next week.)

1. Clean out garage and load car with stuff to take to mom's for her garage sale on Saturday.
2. Do the laundry that has been piled up for 2 weeks.
3. Pack clothes for my trip to mom's.
4. Write my Whole Foods case analysis that is due on Sunday by midnight.
5. Study for and take a quiz on Friday.
6. Start and Finish Lesson 5 for Mgt 307 that is due on Tuesday (These lessons take about 5 hours to do).
7. File my taxes (I have till April 15th to do this.)
8. Finish filling out graduation papers (I'm pretty sure these are past due).
9. Mail out the Thank-you cards that are in my purse and have been for over 3 weeks.
10. Apply for some jobs.
11. Study for Mid-Terms that are on the 13th.
12. Un-pack summer clothes and pack for Spring Break (that I at least have a little over a week for.)
13. Clean up this messy messy room

AAAHHHHH! It seems like so much less when it is all listed out.

Oh so I work all day tomorrow, then I have to drive to mom's, help with the garage sale all day Saturday then come home Saturday night and then Sunday I have church and I work all day on Monday and Tuesday so most of the school work is going to be hard to get done.

I'm about to go out to the garage with Jana and get that done. I told Shelby I would give her a ride to the movies tomorrow if she would do my laundry. Woo-Hoo I get to mark off two things!